A Guy Is Taking A Shower When He Suddenly Has The Urge For Some Candy Bars. He Grabs Some Money And Runs To The Corner Store Stark Naked. He Grabs Two Candy Bars, Throws The Money At The Surprised Clerk And Runs Back To His Home. But Before He Can Get There, He Sees Three Nuns Walking Toward Him. He Braces His Back Against A Brick Wall With A Candy Bar In Each Hand.
one Of The Nuns Says, "look, Sisters, A Candy Machine!". She Grabs The Guy's Chin, Opens His Mouth, Inserts A Quarter, Closes His Mouth, And Pulls His Dick. The Guy Drops One Of The Candy Bars And She Picks It Up. The Next Nun Goes Through The Same Procedure, And When She Pulls His Dick, He Drops The Other Candy Bar And She Picks It Up.
the Third Nun Grabs His Chin, Opens His Mouth, Inserts A Quarter, Closes His Mouth, And Pulls His Dick, But She Doesn't Get Her Candy. Frustrated, She Pulls And Pulls. Finally, She Says, As She Rubs Her Hands, "look, Sisters, Jergens Hand Lotion!"
one Of The Nuns Says, "look, Sisters, A Candy Machine!". She Grabs The Guy's Chin, Opens His Mouth, Inserts A Quarter, Closes His Mouth, And Pulls His Dick. The Guy Drops One Of The Candy Bars And She Picks It Up. The Next Nun Goes Through The Same Procedure, And When She Pulls His Dick, He Drops The Other Candy Bar And She Picks It Up.
the Third Nun Grabs His Chin, Opens His Mouth, Inserts A Quarter, Closes His Mouth, And Pulls His Dick, But She Doesn't Get Her Candy. Frustrated, She Pulls And Pulls. Finally, She Says, As She Rubs Her Hands, "look, Sisters, Jergens Hand Lotion!"