A China Man Woke Up One Day And Wasn't Feeling So Good So He Called His Boss And Said "boss I No Feel Good, Me Not Come In To Work Today" So Then The Boss Replies "i Tell You What, When I No Feel Good I Stay In Home And I Have Sex With My Wife, She Make Everything All Better And Then I Go To Work, You Should Try Some Time" China Man Says "thanks For Advice Boss I Go Now Bye"........click, Hang Up......later On The China Man Shows Up To Work And Tells His Boss "thanks For Advice Boss, I Feel A-ok, By The Way Boss You Have Nice House"