Two Old Ladies Are Having A Cigarette On A Park Bench, When It Starts To Rain. One Old Lady Pulls A Condon From Her Bag, Opens It, Puts It Over The End Of Her Cigarette And Calmly Continues Smoking. The Other Old Lady Asks What She's Doing.
keeps My Smokes Dry' Replies The 1st Old Lady. Next Day The 2nd Lady Goes Into A Pharmacy And Asks The Bemused Shop Assistant For A Pack Of Johnnies. 'what Size?' Asks The Assistant. 'oh Any' Replies The Old Lady. 'as Long As It Fits A Camel...'
keeps My Smokes Dry' Replies The 1st Old Lady. Next Day The 2nd Lady Goes Into A Pharmacy And Asks The Bemused Shop Assistant For A Pack Of Johnnies. 'what Size?' Asks The Assistant. 'oh Any' Replies The Old Lady. 'as Long As It Fits A Camel...'