*stoner Jokes*

Q-what Do You Call A Stoner In A Fire Place?
a-baked.

q-how Many Stoners Can Ride A Bike Without Falling?
a-almost 1.

q-why Do You Never Run Over A Stoner On A Bike?
a-you Might Break His Pipe.

q-where Do Stoners End Up Finding Their Weed?
a-in The Trunk Of A Cop Car.

q-who Has The Best Chronic A+ Weed You Can Find?
a-i Don't Know It Was Stolen From Me.

q-how Can You Tell If A Stoner Is Baked?
a-he Goes Home.

q-how Can You Tell If A Stoner Is Fucked Up?
a-he Will Stay, But Won't Smoke.

q-how Can You Tell If A Stoner Is Finally High?
a-he's Passed Out With The Cherry Burning His Pants.

q-how Do You Get A Stoner Out Of A Tree?
a-throw A Joint Up There Far Enough So He Will Need To Jump For It.

q-what Do You Say To A Stoner That Fell Out Of A Tree?
a-you Need To Get High Again.

q-how Did The Stoner Get Up The Tree In The First Place?
a-he Was Chasing An Invisible Dog.

q-2 Stoners Fall Out Of A Tree Which One Hits The Ground First?
a-the One That Pushed The Other Stoner And Lost His Balance.

q-how Can You Tell If A Stoner Was Trying To Steal You're Computer?
a-he's Still There Dazed On The Screen~saver.

q-whats The Best Lighter To Use When Smokin'?
a-the One You Find First.

q-a Guy Stoner And A Girl Stoner Are In A Car Who's Driving?
a-none They Are Still Waiting For The Stop Sign To Say "go".

q-whats A Good Thing To You And Not The Other Stoners?
a-you're The Only One Still Up And Smokin'.

q-whats A Stoners Favorite Food?
a-the Quickest Thing Done.

q-what Do You Call A Stoner That Is Out Of Bud?
a-usless.

q-what Did One Stoner Say To The Other Stoner?
a-i Don't Know I Was The Other Stoner.

q-why Did The Stoner Go To The Yard Sell?
a-trying To See If There Is Weed On The Table.

q-how Can You Tell If A Stoner Is Dead?
a-the Police Will Tell You.

q-how Do You Know If You Are A True Stoner?
a-everyone Else Is A Light Weight.

q-whats A Stoners Pick~up Line?
a-i Have A 9 Inch Joint.

q-what Is A Stoners Favorite Stoner?
a-the One That Has The Weed.


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