There Was This Guy That Walk In To A Store And Ask The Clerk For Some Toilet Paper And The Clerk Said In The Fourth Role And The Guy Grabbed The Charmin And The Clerk Said That He Had Not Use This Kind Before And Told The Man To Come Back And Tell Him How It Was And The Guy Did And The Clerk Ask Him How It Was And The Guy Said He Did Not Know How It Was But He Had A Good Name For It And The Clerk Said What Is It And The Guy Said Clint Eastwood And The Clerk Asked Why And The Guy Said Because, It Is Rough And Tough And Don't Take No Shit Off Anybody.