An Old Man And Woman Are Sitting On A Park Bench.
The Old Man Says To The Woman Proudly, "guess How Old I'll Be Tomorrow?"
The Old Woman Thinks And Says To The Man, "drop Your Pants."
The Man Complies And She Reaches And Feels Around For A Few Minutes. After A Few Minutes The Woman Stops.
She Says To Him, "tomorrow, You Will Be Ninety-seven."
The Man, Dumbfounded, Says, "how Did You Know?"
The Woman Looks At Him And Says, "you Told Me Yesterday!"