Q: What Did One Penny Say To The Other Penny?
a: If We Get Together, We Could Make Some Cents.

q: Why Didn't The Skeleton Cross The Road?
a: He Had No Guts.

q: What Did The Snail Say When He Got A Ride On A Turtle?
a: Weeeeeeeee.

q: Why Did The Mummy Go To Jail?????
a: Becase He Had A Bum Wrap!!!!!

q: Simon Can You Spell Yourname Backwards?
a: Nomis!

q: What Do You Call A Cammal With Three Humps?
a: Humphrey!

q: What Did The Glove Say To The Ball?
a: Catch Ya Later!