What Is The Center Of Gravity?
The Letter V!

What Letter Is Found In A Cup?
T!

How Do You Know If Your Teacher Likes You?
She Keeps Putting X's On Your Paper!

When Was The Great Depression?
Last Week, When I Got My Report Card! (

Why Did The Class Clown Give A Dog Biscuit To Katie?
Because He Heard She Was The Teacher's Pet!

Science Teacher: Who Can Tell Me What An Atom Is?
Student: The Guy Who Went Out With Eve!

Why Don't You See Giraffes In Elementary School?
Because They're All In High School!

What Room Can A Student Never Enter?
A Mushroom!

What Has 3 Feet And No Legs?
A Yardstick!