This One Day I Was On A Date With A Blonde Girl I Know. She Said She Wanted To Go Down To The River. We Got Down There And She Got Out Of The Car To See How Foggy It Was. I Got Out With My Flash Light And Lit It So You Could See The Beam Across The Water. I Told Her "i Bet You Can Walk Across The Beam All The Way To The Other Side Of The River."she Said " No Way! I'd Get Half Way Across And You'd Turn The Light Off."