Spider Joke

At The Danish Institute Of Creepy Killer Spiders (dicks) Two Scientists
dan & Andy Are Running Through An Experiment...

[dan] “i Have A New Theory Andy!”
[andy] “what's That?”
[dan] “well Watch This, Spider Go Forward!”
{spider} Spider Walks Forwards.
[dan] “spider Go Back!”
{spider} Spider Walks Backwards
[dan] “spider Jump Up And Down!”
{spider} Spider Builds Up All Its Energy And Jumps In The Air!
[andy] “yes I Know We Have Been Training That Spider For Weeks Now.”
[dan] “ah, But Watch What Happens When I Do This!”
{action} Dan Removes The Legs From The Spider.
[dan] “spider Walk Forwards!”
{spider} Does Noting
[dan] “spider Walk Backwards!”
{spider} Does Noting
[dan] “spider Jump In The Air!”
{spider} Spider Builds Up All Its Energy But Nothing!
[andy] “and Your Point Is?”
[dan] “my Theory Is If You Pull The Legs Off A Spider It Goes Deaf!”
Category : Clean Jokes


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