Jesus Walks Into A Bar And Sits Down. A Guy At One End Says Bartender Give That Man A Drink On Me So The Bartender Fixes It And After Jesus Gets Done He Comes Over And Touches Him And The Man Replies Thx My Hand Been Hurting For Ages.... Another Guy Notices And Says Hey Bartender Id Like To Give That Man A Drink...afterwards Jesus Ges Up And Touches Him And The Man Replies Thx My Spur On My Foot Has Gone Away ... Meanwhile Jesus Sitting At The Bar And A Guy Comes In And Sits By Him And He Is Happy So He Gets Jesus A Drink So After Jesus Finishes He Reaches Out To Touch Him ...and The Man Replied Dont Touch Me Im Drawing The Check!!!