There Was A Rich Guy And A Poor Guy, The Poor Guy Asks The Rich Guy "so What Did You Get Your Wife For Her Birthday?" The Rich Guy Replies "a Ferrari And A Mercedes, So When She Wants To Feel Rich She Can Drive The Ferrari And When She Wants To Feel Important She Can Drive The Mercedes. What Did You Get Your Wife" The Poor Guy Replies " I Got Her A Pair Of Mocasins And A Vibrater" The Rich Guys Asks "why" The Poor Guy Says "if She Dosent Like The Mocasins She Can Go Fuck Herself".