One Day There Was This Little Girl Walking To Her Friends House With Her Mom And She Happened To Ask "mommy How Much Do You Weigh?" And Mom Said "honey Never Ever Ask An Adult How Much They Weigh Especially Your Mother."
A Few Minutes Later The Little Girl Says " Mommy How Old Are You?" And Again The Mom Said "never Ever Ask An Adult How Old They Are Especialy Your Mother."
A Few Minutes Later The Little Girl Says "mommy Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorse?" And Again Mommy Trying To Stay Calm Says "honey Never Ever Ask An Adult That Question Especialy Your Mother!"
So When The Little Girl Got To Her Friends House She Told Her Friend "i Heep Askin My Mom All These Questions But She Doesnt Answer Them" And Her Friend Says "then You Need To Get Her Drivers Lisense That Will Tell You Everything You Need To Know About Your Mom." So When The Mom Came To Pick Her Up Later That Day The Little Girl Took Her Drivers Lisense.
When They Got Home The Little Girl Looks At The Lisense In Her Bedroom And Comes Out And Says "mommy You Weigh 115 Pounds." And Mommy Says How Did You Know That?" "lucky Guess" Says The Little Girl.
She Goes Back In Her Room And Looks At The Lisense And Comes Back Out And Said "mommy Your Are 24 Years Old." And Mommy Says How Did You Kno That?"lucky Guess."says The Little Girl.
She Goes In Her Room Again And Looks Real Hard At The Lisense. Goes Up Tp Mommy And Says I Kno Why You And Daddy Got A Divorse And The Mommy Says Why?? The Little Girl Says Because You Got An "f" In Sex.
A Few Minutes Later The Little Girl Says " Mommy How Old Are You?" And Again The Mom Said "never Ever Ask An Adult How Old They Are Especialy Your Mother."
A Few Minutes Later The Little Girl Says "mommy Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorse?" And Again Mommy Trying To Stay Calm Says "honey Never Ever Ask An Adult That Question Especialy Your Mother!"
So When The Little Girl Got To Her Friends House She Told Her Friend "i Heep Askin My Mom All These Questions But She Doesnt Answer Them" And Her Friend Says "then You Need To Get Her Drivers Lisense That Will Tell You Everything You Need To Know About Your Mom." So When The Mom Came To Pick Her Up Later That Day The Little Girl Took Her Drivers Lisense.
When They Got Home The Little Girl Looks At The Lisense In Her Bedroom And Comes Out And Says "mommy You Weigh 115 Pounds." And Mommy Says How Did You Know That?" "lucky Guess" Says The Little Girl.
She Goes Back In Her Room And Looks At The Lisense And Comes Back Out And Said "mommy Your Are 24 Years Old." And Mommy Says How Did You Kno That?"lucky Guess."says The Little Girl.
She Goes In Her Room Again And Looks Real Hard At The Lisense. Goes Up Tp Mommy And Says I Kno Why You And Daddy Got A Divorse And The Mommy Says Why?? The Little Girl Says Because You Got An "f" In Sex.