Two Midgets Go Into A Bar. They Pick Up Two Hot Chiks And Head Back To Their Hotel Rooms . The 1st Midget Is There All Night Tryin To Get An Erection . He Is Very Embarrassed. His Embarrasssment Is Made Worse When He Hears The 2nd Midget: " Ok Im Goin Again 1..2..3 Uh!" All Night Long. The Next Morning The 1st Midget Tells The Second One What Happened. The Second One Says:"you Think Thats Bad, I Couldnt Even Get Up On The Fuckin Bed!"