A Young Couple Drove To The Mall Wart To Buy Some Goods One Afternoon. As They Pulled Into The Parking Lot, The Old Car They Were In Made Some Terrible Sounds And Conked Out.
the Husband Told His Wife To Go Ahead With Her Shopping And He Would Fix The Car.
his Wife Finished Shopping And Returned To The Car Thirty Minutes Later.
as She Approached The Car, She Noticed A Group Of People Gathered Around The Vehicle. She Looked Down To See A Man's Legs Sticking Out From Under The Hood. As He Was Wearing A Pair Of Khaki Shorts And His Manhood Was Exposed To All Who Gathered Around, The Wife Knelt Down And Tucked Everything Out Of Sight.
she Then Got Off Her Knees And Saw Her Husband On The Other Side Of The Car Standing Idly By.


the Mechanic, However Required Ten Stiches In His Forehead.