A Little Boy Was Riding On His Bike And A Mounty Stopped Him And Said
''you Should Have Lights On That Bike Who Bourght It 4 You''
the Little Boy Replied ''father Christmas''
the Mounty Said ''you Write To Father Christmas And Tell Him You Want Some Lights For Your Bike''
the Little Boy Replied ''who Bourght You That Horse''
''father Christmas'' The Mounty Said
''well'' Said The Little Boy ''you Write To Father Christmas And Tell Him That The Dicks Suppost To Go On The Bottom Not On The Top''