One Day A Couple Was Having Trouble Living With Each Other So They Decied To See A Therapist So They Visit The Therapist And The Therapist Heres Both Sides Of There Arguments And Tells Them Well What U Need To Do Is Get A Pet So You Guys Have Somthing Together And That Will Help Your Love Grow So The Girl Says U Know Honey I Would Like A Nice Puppy So The Man Tell His Fiance That He Will Go To The Pet Store After Work Tommorow And Buy A Dog For Them.
The Next Day After Work The Man Goes To The Pet Shop And Ask The Clerk Do U Guys Sell Dogs. No Says The Clerk The Clerk Says But We Do Have This Pig, The Man Says Pig What The Fuck Can I Do With A Pig The Clerk Says This Is A Special Pig This Pig Gives The Best Blow Jobs In The World The Guy Says What Get The Fuck Out Of Here The Clerk Says I Swear Ill Tell You What Go In The Back And Try Her Out If You Dont Like Her Dont Worry Its Free Of Charge Ill Take Her Back But If U Do Like Her She 200 Dollars The Guy Says U Know What Fuck It Let Me Take A Try At Her 15 Minutes Later The Man Walks Out With The Pig Under His Arm And A Big Smile On His Face And Tells The Clerk Im Taking Her.
The Man Gets Home Shortly After Hes Fiance Walks In And Ask So Hunny Where Is The Lil Doggy So He Replies Well They Had No Dogs She Said Ohhh Really He Said Dont Be So Said I Got A Pig. Pig Did U Just Say Pig She Said You Dumb Asshole This Is What I Was Talking About Your An Idiot What Are You Gonna Teach A Pig Morone He Goes Morane Aye Well Im Gonna Teach Her How To Cook And Clean Now Get The Fuck Out Of Here You Bitch.
The Next Day After Work The Man Goes To The Pet Shop And Ask The Clerk Do U Guys Sell Dogs. No Says The Clerk The Clerk Says But We Do Have This Pig, The Man Says Pig What The Fuck Can I Do With A Pig The Clerk Says This Is A Special Pig This Pig Gives The Best Blow Jobs In The World The Guy Says What Get The Fuck Out Of Here The Clerk Says I Swear Ill Tell You What Go In The Back And Try Her Out If You Dont Like Her Dont Worry Its Free Of Charge Ill Take Her Back But If U Do Like Her She 200 Dollars The Guy Says U Know What Fuck It Let Me Take A Try At Her 15 Minutes Later The Man Walks Out With The Pig Under His Arm And A Big Smile On His Face And Tells The Clerk Im Taking Her.
The Man Gets Home Shortly After Hes Fiance Walks In And Ask So Hunny Where Is The Lil Doggy So He Replies Well They Had No Dogs She Said Ohhh Really He Said Dont Be So Said I Got A Pig. Pig Did U Just Say Pig She Said You Dumb Asshole This Is What I Was Talking About Your An Idiot What Are You Gonna Teach A Pig Morone He Goes Morane Aye Well Im Gonna Teach Her How To Cook And Clean Now Get The Fuck Out Of Here You Bitch.