There Was A Man Walking Through The Woods And He Realised That It Had Started To Rain. It Was Late As Well. He Saw A Light From A Cabin Up Ahead And Knocked On The Door. An Old Man Came To The Door And Asked What The Young Man Needed. The Young Man Replied," It Late Im Cold And Tired And I Was Wandering If I Could Just Stay The Night." The Old Man Then Replied," Yes Ofcourse, Just As Long As U Dont Have Sex With My Daughter. If You Do I Will Bestow The 3 Chinese Tortures On You." The Young Man Agreed Seeing How Old The Man Was His Daughter Was Probably Old As Well. But When She Came Down For Dinner He Saw How Beautiful She Was And How Peferct He Body Was. She Was Flirting With Him Through Out The Whole Dinner, Much To His Surprise The Old Man Didnt Notice. That Night The Man Had Laid In Bed For About An Hour Not Able To Fall Asleep. He Silently Tip-toed Over To The Daughters Room And Slipped Into Her Bed. He Could Tell She Was Glad To See Him. Both Of Them Slipped Off Their Clothing And They Made Love. Before The Young Man Crept Back To His Bed They Had Sex Several Times. But When He Awoke In The Moring There Was A Large Rock On His Chest And On The Rock It Said," Chinese Torure #1." Thinking It Wasnt To Bad He Through The Rock Out The Window, But Then He Realised That On The Other Side Of The Rock It Said" Chinese Torture #2 Rock Tied To Left Testicle." The Man Figured He Would On Break A Few Bone It Was Worth It To Keep His Man Hood. As He Jumped Out The Window He Realised That On The Underside Of The Window It Said," Chinese Torture #3 Right Testicle Tied To Bedpost.