A Dad Went To His Shrink And The Dr. Ask "what Seems To Be The Problem?" " My Son Cusses In Every Sentences What Should I Do?" Ask Him What He Want For X-mas And If He Tells You Without Cussing Give Him That Present, But If He Cuses While Telling

One Little Boy Wrote To Santa" I Want A Little Sister" And He Said Bring Me Yo Moms

On Christmas Eve Santa Was Riding His Sleigh And He Saw Some Girls And He Said No Presents For Thoes Girls And Pointed At Each Girl And Said, Ho Ho Ho.

It Irish Time In The City
st Patricks Day Were Getting Shitty
irish Car Bombs With Celtic Songs
we Drink Till U Sing It With Me

You Might Be A Redneck If Instead Of Taking Down Your Xmas Tree Ornaments, You Drag The Tree Outside And Shoot Them Off With Your Kids New Bb Gun!

Ur So Ugly That Brittish Airways Put U On The Front Of Their Sick Bags !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Q: What Do U Say To A Skeloton Who Is Trying To Scare U?
a: :o Boooooo!!!!!!!!!

2 Nuns Cycling Through The Back Streets Of Rome And 1 Nun Turnes To The Other And Says,iv Never Come This Way Before And The Other One Says It Must Be The Cobblestones

You Might Be A Crackhead If You Are Shawn Holiday