The Good You Got The Job You Wanted
the Bad You Working More Hours
the Ugly Your Ass Hurtz When You Shit

Why Do Birds Fly Over Sunderland Upside Down
(because There Is Nothing Werth Shitting On

Why Don't Accountants Ever Get Constipated?
because Accountants Can Work Out Anything With A Pencil!

Did I Ever Tell You About The Overweight Accountant That's Bad To The Bone?
he Drinks Diet Coke From A Dirty Glass!

Now As We All Know, If Brains Were Taxed You'd Get A Refund!!!

There Are 3 Kinds Of People In This World.

1) Those Who Can Count
2) And Those Who Can't

The Red Sox Suck They Have Won Only 1 World Series In 86 Years... Well Red Sox Fans If You Knew How To Count How Long Ago That Was You Would Know That The Red Sox Suck And The Yankees Are Better And You Wanna Why The Yankees Are Better Then The Dumb

The Pesimestic Person Looks At The Glass As Half Empty
the Optomistic Person Looks At The Glass As Halk Full
the Acountant Looks At The Glass As Two Times Bigger Then It Has To Be.

This Women Asked Her Husband What Kind A Son They Had, He Said Uhhhh I Dont Know What Do You Think Sweetie, She Said A Bright One.

"hey Dilbert, What Do You Call It When A Guy Goes From Low Pay To A Higher
position In The Buisiness? "

a Promotion!!