Should you have any questions during the exam,
just raise your hand. This should cause enough
blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.

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Q: Why do women wake up with a brain the size of a pea?
A: It swells up over night.

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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were
alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

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Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a
bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went
to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and
opened for business.

By noon the first day, they both noticed that while
everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets.

Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how
much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets
and try it.

John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up.
Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed.

John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had
several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds.

The third time down and back up, and he had several open
wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body.

Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what
in the world was going on.

John replied, 'I'm not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?'