Origami Bank has just folded and there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank,
we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop."
"I hear that the Japanese banks are in trouble.
Origami Bank has just folded and there is something fishy
going on at Sushi Bank,
we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai
Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500
back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop."
omg