Q - 'What's the difference between investment bankers and
London pigeons ?'.

A- 'The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new
BMW's'.

Q - 'What's the difference between an investment banker and
a large pizza ?'

A - 'A large pizza can feed a family of four'.

Q - 'What's the capital of Iceland ?'

A - 'About $3.50'.

Q - 'What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom
of the ocean ?'

A - 'A good start'.

Q - 'How do you define optimism ?'

A - 'An investment banker who irons five shirts on a
Sunday!'.

Q - 'What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage
say ?'

A - 'Would you like fries with that, sir ?'
'I lent my brother 10 bucks a couple of weeks back.
Now turns out I'm America's fourth-biggest lender!'.