Should you have any questions during the exam,
just raise your hand. This should cause enough
blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.

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Q: Why do women wake up

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they
had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his
stethoscope so he

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new
pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
"But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,"

some news my brother found funny..

"I hear that the Japanese banks are in trouble.

Origami Bank has just folded and there is something fishy
going on at Sushi Bank,
we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and

Q - 'What's the difference between investment bankers and
London pigeons ?'.

A- 'The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new
BMW's'.

Q - 'What's the difference between an investment banker and
a large

I once had a commercial customer come to my teller window
for a change order. I was a little confused when,
according to her change order list, she asked for $45
in ten dollar bills along with the other currency. She
argued with

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City.
One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both
are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk

by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money

young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out
about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to
his study for a drink.

"So what are your plans?" the father

One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called
over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd
like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so
undercooked that it's
runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. I also

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a
tiny village. "What's this place called?" he asked the
station attendant.

"All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that
has to live in this