When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl

Posted on March 14, 2013 by admin

When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

Cool Figure
Long Hair
Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan

Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.

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Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai

Posted on March 14, 2013 by admin

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye….. :P :D

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Ek tooti PREM kahani

Posted on March 14, 2013 by admin

Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai

Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.

Phool us par bhi the,

Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,

Log yaha bhi the.

Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.

Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.

Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.

Qazi udhar bhi the,

Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,

Ise sajaya gaya.

Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.

Fark sirf itna sa hai,

USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna

Posted on March 14, 2013 by admin

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

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Ram ne Ravan ko maara

Posted on March 14, 2013 by admin

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) :D

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Funny jokes on engineering students in hindi

Posted on March 14, 2013 by admin

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:

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Holi Funny Sms Messages Hindi Jokes

Posted on March 1, 2013 by admin

Aj holi h soch rha hu daru chor du,
lekin kiske pas,
sbi to kamine h,holi k phle hi pi jayenge.

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Colourful Holi Jokes 2013

Posted on March 1, 2013 by admin

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha

sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho?

Sardar bola : maine padha hai sunday is a holiday.

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Funny Holi Jokes SMS Messages and Shayari

Posted on March 1, 2013 by admin

Khaa key gujiya,
pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HAPPY HOLI

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festival of colors jokes

Posted on March 1, 2013 by admin

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

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